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SEX & HEALTH

10 Reasons to Ditch The Dildo and Support Your Local Farmer

We all know cucumbers are great in salads, relaxing for the eyes, and refreshing in our water, but, did you know the cucumber has a wild side that is waiting to be explored? Long before the dildo was ever invented, the trusty cucumber was used to freshen, cleans and pleasure the pussy.
10 Reasons to Ditch The Dildo and Support Your Local Farmer
10 Reasons to Ditch The Dildo and Support Your Local Farmer
‘Since ancient times, women have used cucumbers to clean and freshen the vagina’

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HERE ARE 10 reasons why we think you should ditch your dildo and why your local farmer might become your best friend!

1. SEXUAL SELF-CARE:

Cucumbers are used to sooth and freshen your eyes, but did you know that cucumbers could be used to soothe and freshen your vagina? Since ancient times, women have used cucumbers to clean and freshen the vagina as they are both antimicrobial and leave a fresh, clean scent behind.

2. HYGIENE:

Dildos are dirty. You threw it under the bed, put it in that sticky drawer and now, in the heat of passion, you reach for it - covered in dirt, lint and hair! Why risk dildo infection when you have the likes of Mr. Clean Cucumber to occupy your feminine region. With cucumbers, you never have to worry about it being unclean. Each time before use, you peel it and rest easy with that clean, farm fresh goodness into your pretty little pussy.

3. SIZE:

Your dildo cannot change size, but the handy cucumber comes in all shapes and sizes. Depending on your mood, you can choose your perfect size from Armenian cucumbers, English Cucumbers, Garden Cucumbers and the list goes on… Plus, you can peel the cucumber to any size you want and get its full benefits – cool, calm, and climaxing.

4. SEXPLOITATION:

Feel good in more way than one. Not only will using a cucumber bring you to a cool and refreshing climax, but you can feel good about lessening the exploitation of child labor in industry factories. Who knew replacing your dildo would make such a difference in the world!

5. SUPPORT LOCAL FARMER:

Our local farmers need all the support they can get. When you cleanse and pleasure yourself with the handy cucumber, not only are you saving yourself from bacteria and STDs, you will be saving your local farmer as well. Out of all the industries, farmers have probably felt the impact of the economy the most, yet they still feed you, and now they’re bringing you to quiver in your sheets. It’s almost your duty to help them out – ditch the dildo and use a cucumber!

6. THE CUCUMBER IS AN APHRODISIAC:

The Smell and Taste Treatment Research Foundation reports that the scent of a cucumber stimulates arousal in women! Plus, from our video, you can clearly see how turned on a woman can get with this handy friend.

7. NEVER BE EMBARRASSED AGAIN:

How many times have your friends, relatives, or even your dog found your bedside friend? With a cucumber, you never have to worry about anyone finding your dildo again! Cucumbers “hide in plain sight” - sitting in your refrigerator, looking cool. Next time you have friends over, you’ll have your own little secret to smile about when they ask how you got your cucumbers to taste so good!

8. CUCUMBERS ARE ALWAYS DOUBLE-SIDED:

It seems that Nature intended cucumbers for some friendly fun! Rounded tips on both ends double the fun when you invite a friend! See demonstration here.

9. CUCUMBERS HELP ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION:

Cucumbers are known for helping with sexual stamina - they help men last longer and are dubbed by some as the organic “Viagra.” Plus, when your man sees you play with your cucumber, his juices will be flowing! He will enjoy watching you pleasure yourself with this wholesome tool and when you are done, he may be interested in a little snack. You can also get adventurous and let him eat that Persian cucumber out of your perfect pussy.

10. REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE:

Why add to more burden on the world’s trash with all those plastic dildos going into landfills and oceans! The cucumber is all natural, biodegradable, and leaves no trace. You can feel good about playing your part to save the environment by ditching your dildo today and reaching for the environmentally responsible cucumber!

So, the next time you’re at the grocery store, or in the market for a new bedside buddy, think of your local farmer, save yourself and the planet… and purchase a cucumber!

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PREMIUM Member
I am quite certain I have never explored cucumbers this way before. Makes me think. Hey, why not! Certainly clean once pealed. Sexy, I am learning to like the idea.
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PREMIUM Member
thenis it goood for womens.
1278
PREMIUM Member
Excellent thinking
Excellente réflexion
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PREMIUM Member
I knew nothing of this & I’m so glad I’ve learned. The cold cucumber is incredible! I feel so clean, fresh, healthy & had multiple orgasms. Both excited & relaxing.
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1716
PREMIUM Member
Amazingly FRESH
My friend shares with me that cucumbers make her feel amazingly fresh inside. Just like the spas that use cucumber slices to refresh and hydrate your eye lids so cucumbers do for her pussy!
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9416
PREMIUM Member
New Garden
Looks to me like I will be planting a new garden, cant wait to grow my own and put the greens to good use....... and share them with my friend.
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PREMIUM Member
FUN!
I can not say this is useful for me, ALBERT! Awesome art! sad that i can be easily replaced by a veggie ;P
4182
PREMIUM Member
It's the contrary. The purpose of the cucumber is to stimulate the woman. It is done to synchronize the body and the soul. When the body and soul enjoy in unison, the pleasures are very intense. Then, you have to let your body, mind and soul feel the benefits of the pleasures you have experienced. No, the cucumber does not replace the partner. On the contrary, it is to make the meeting of the bodies complete by including in it the enjoyment of the spirit and the soul in order to give to the body an extraordinary spiritual energy.
C'est le contraire. Le concombre a pour but de stimuler la femme. Cela est fait pour synchroniser le corps et l'âme. Lorsque le corps et l'âme jouissent à l'unisson, les jouissances sont très intense. Ensuite, il faut laisser son corps, son esprit et son âme ressentir le bienfait des jouissances vécus. Non, le concombre ne remplace pas le ou la partenaire. Au contraire, c'est pour rendre la rencontre des corps complètes en y incluant la jouissance de l'esprit et de l'âme afin de donner au corps une énergie spirituelle extraordinaire.
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LIFETIME PREMIUM Member
im in love with the cucumber!!
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